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How Superman Should Have Ended (via HISHEdotcom)

What should we name that room?

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Air Conditioners (via Digiart2001 | jason.kuffer)

Air Conditioners (via Digiart2001 | jason.kuffer)


Cut Copy’s Feel the Love covered by two piano students.

“But it now appears that billions of Argentine ants around the world all actually belong to one single global mega-colony.”
— BBC - Earth News - Ant mega-colony takes over world
“Beckham thought it was a put-on. “Is this guy taking the piss?” he asked. But the waiter was serious. When the Galaxy’s Portuguese defender Abel Xavier couldn’t produce an I.D., his wineglass disappeared too. “What is this?” the 34-year-old Xavier thundered. “I have a kid who can drink.” The other players laughed hysterically, partly because the waiter hadn’t recognized the world’s most famous athlete and partly because Beckham and Xavier were so used to being mobbed in Europe that they didn’t bother carrying identification. Welcome to soccer in the U.S., guys.”
— An excerpt from Grant Wahl’s book, The Beckham Experiment - The Bonus - SI.com
“LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he’s not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen’s prostate that somehow achieved sentience”
— io9 - Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

US vs. Spain: Instant Classic (via rocket4221)

“Then they crash,” she added. “We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”
— BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | ‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’

What is this, ice? (via ericwareheim)

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
— 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will

Arlington: The Rap (via GoRemy)

Leroy Smith’s Get Your Basketball On Infomercial (via GetYourBasketballOn)